Thursday, November 17, 2016

Thanksgiving in Napa with Dakota Trace




A special thanks to JD for letting Livvy and myself hijack her blog today. And for those of you who have followed my bitchy muse around from blog to blog, a huge thank you goes out to you.   I know Ms. Livvy can be a bit much… *glances around the room*  But don’t tell her I said this, but I can’t help but love her.  Without her to keep me on my toes, I wouldn’t be able to bring to life stories like Benevolent Master or any of my other works.  The woman may be nuttier than fruit cake, but she’s all mine….

“Then why haven’t you made my fudge, slave!”   *in stomps leather wearing dominatrix.  “All this crap could’ve been avoided if you made me my damned peanut butter bliss….”  

*chuckles*  But would you have shown up at each stop if I had? 

“I….”   *scowls* “You tricked me!”  

*grins* Maybe….

*toss pie tin on the ground*  “I ought to beat your ass, slave.  No author has ever been so damned manipulative…..” 




Poor Livvy. *rolls eyes, before picking up tin.  “Thank you for bringing the pan. Can’t make pumpkin pie without it.”  *tucks tin into bag*   “But honestly you shouldn’t be so pissy about me tricking you into coming along this week….”

*stomps foot*  “Writers don’t control muses, slave! I’m in charge here!”  

“So she’d like to think.” *sets down a huge plate of gooey chocolate chip cookies for JD*  “But in reality…it’s me who sits in the chair and types.  Not that she doesn’t play her part…” 

*reaches for flogger*  “Why I ought to….” 

“…tell the readers about the contest….of course, you can…” 

*steams*  “I’m not telling them shit about those signed books, flogger and swag.” *clenches flogger tightly*  “In fact, I’m keeping this flogger….”  

*leans against wall*  “Fine, keep it.  I have another.”  

*narrows eyes*  “But you said that this one was for….” 

“So I lied.  Would you have stolen it if I gave it to you…”

*scowls* 

That’s what I thought. You always want what isn’t yours….such a naughty muse…” 

 *tosses flogger on the floor.* “We’ll just see who has the last laugh, slave!”   *stomps from room.*  

*leans down to pick up flogger*  “So there you have it.  How to manipulate and control an out of control muse…”  *smiles*  “Like I promised….I got the flogger back for the lucky winner. Remember all you have to do is enter today’s clue (pie tin) in the rafflecopter below to have a chance at winning the grand prize.   I’ll be drawing the winner on the 19th.  I’ll announce it on my author FB page.” 

*straightens*  “Also just an “FYI” for those looking to pick up a copy of Benevolent Master cheap.  Until release day (18th) Benevolent Master will be at the low price of $2.99.  That’s almost half off of the original price $4.99.  So if you’re interested…click HERE




Again a special thanks to JD, and be sure to stop over at A Little Bit of Naughty tomorrow for release day madness. I’ll be sharing not only my family’s pumpkin pie recipe, but my mom’s favorite peanut butter fudge recipe as well….and possibly a snippet or two from Benevolent Master.   






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Wednesday, May 25, 2016

ENIGMA by Danielle Bannister





***MATURE ADULT CONTENT. NOT RECOMMENDED FOR YOUNGER READERS*** 
I’m the girl no one sees. The bum on the street corner you avert your eyes from. The child no one loved. The lost soul no one sees fit to save. A person could go crazy being that alone, but not me. I dug myself out of hell and carried the flames with me. Therapists would call me a pyromaniac if they ever found out my secret. I will always remain an enigma; the puzzle piece that just won’t fit. 

Since I’m 18, I’ve decided to take charge of my life. Start over. Get a job…then disappear into the populace on my own terms. That was the plan. Until I ended up in Mullen, Nebraska and met Kyle King. He showed me a quiet peaceful life on a farm that was built with love and warmth. The kind of warmth even my precious fire couldn’t provide. Instead of dismissing me like the rest of the world, he chose to look right at me. 

Maybe the world wasn’t so cruel. 

Or maybe my downward spiral was just beginning.












Monday, April 18, 2016

Killer Buzz Float Greatest Hits, Volume 1 - Kendall Grey


Your mother will never forgive you if you read this book ...
Letty Dillinger, Jinx Hardwick, Shades Armstrong, Toombs Badcock, and Rax Wrathbone are on a rock 'n' roll journey to stardom and COMPLETE sexual freedom. You should avoid tangling with them at all cost. The vile, base language and shocking, unholy sexual acts contained within these pages are grounds for arrest in 52 countries and caning in twelve others (and for you masochistic kinksters who enjoy that sort of thing, they use wet, limp celery instead of those rattan things, just to piss you off). The American Sexcapades Society found that 4 out of 5 Hard Rock Harlots readers who lived to tell about the book were unfit to return to proper society upon finishing. Forget about going to work the next day (Unless you work at a sewage treatment plant--then you might be okay.). Following a ferocious public outcry and repeated (failed) attempts at banning the books, several states set up padded shelters and edible straight jackets for the unfortunate Hard Rock Harlots survivors who can't shake the nightmares of giant gonads chasing them with 3-headed industrial-strength sprinklers. 

Who knew reading could be so damaging to one's health? 

IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE, DO NOT READ THIS BOOK! 

KILLER BUZZ FLOAT: Greatest Hits, Volume 1 features the first three books in Kendall Grey's Hard Rock Harlots series, originally published in 2013. This series contains EXTREMELY graphic sexual content (DUH!) and is not suitable for readers under the age of 18. Includes masochism, MM, menage, pegging, DP, extreme body modification, Domination, submission, lots of flying bodily fluids, A2M, alcohol abuse, prostitution, cheating, and more. Seriously, if any of the above is the least bit off-putting, please proceed with caution!


Because KILLER BUZZ FLOAT is a Kindle Countdown deal, the sale price will start at $.99 and go up every day, so snap up this anthology NOW!

Kindle Unlimited subscribers can grab the book for FREE!

For non-KU subscribers:
April 18 — $.99
April 19 — $1.99
April 20 — $2.99
April 21— $3.99
April 22 — $4.99 (regular price)

Ready to take the plunge and dive into this sassy piece of purple prose? DO IT!







And if you read KILLER BUZZ FLOAT and need more from this band of sexy beasts, be sure to check out “Love Notes,” ROCK, and “Home."


Love Notes (A Hard Rock Harlots B-Side short story)










ROCK (Book 4 in the Hard Rock Harlots series)



“Home” (A Hard Rock Harlots B-Side) is FREE and only available on Wattpad at https://www.wattpad.com/story/65978353-home

Now go forth, and get your ROCK on!

#LongLiveTheRock
#MakeArtNotHousePayments
#KillerBuzzFloat